i got 50 cents more than i'm gonna keep

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sportivetricks

Fic: At Their Best When They’re Angry (Kai x Ally)

sportivetricks

The charade with the protesters went well. Kai imagines a way it could have gone even better.

Explicit, 1.1K, contains violent sexuality with femdom and maledom elements of a dubiously consensual nature within a fantasy framework.  Kai’s POV, with the relevant grossness you’d expect from that.

Written pre-7x08. I had a request for quickie car sex and a request for sex in Ally and Ivy’s house, and it morphed into… this.

Read on AO3.

looking back today i think this is my favorite thing i ever wrote theme and variations andante con moto 12/8 animato in 5/4 vivace in cut time the music of hatesex
yumbledore
joannerowlingwashere

Like again, it's so weird to me when people go: "Harry Potter would have been better if X had happened" (If there had been a sympathetic Slytherin character, if Snape had lived, if Dumbledore had come out on page, if Hermione had dated Harry, etc.). It's a piece of literature… which is… an art form. It could not have come out any different than how it came out, because it is the vision of one individual who was shaped by her own individual life. It's not a collective creation. It's not craft, it's not a command, we're not aiming for utility or optimisation? Imagine if people saw Van Gogh's Sunflowers and went, "cool painting, but it would have been better if he added some red roses for contrast". Just… what a weird way to interract with a work of art.

this has been weird to me since hbp praise god almighty i finally managed to scramble my way outta the cesspool that is hp fandom and discovered the blues
humanveil
humanveil

some people will just say anything to you

sportivetricks

“do you have a band aid because i just tripped over y’all’s dumbass amp in the recital hall, and now i’m bloodying my strategically ripped jeans, like what kind of cretins use actual amps”

“this classroom is so cold we all need blankets”

“where can i find [this form you’ve told me how to find 100,000,999 times already]”

“what is that beeping noise”

“why is there water in the parking lot”

“how do i make a copy”

“why is there a stuffed frog on your desk”

indeed and that's my emotional support frog tyvm
celta-diabolica
baneofambitions

Why do you create?

Demanding Ideas™

to escape the horrors

to dissect the horrors

for popularity/stats

to live (it's my job etc)

to live (if I don't, I will die from all these feelings)

for fun/casually/just to pass some time (I don't think about it too much)

I don't create

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Please pick the answer that you think best represents your current relationship with creative hobbies. I'm aware most of us would pick multiple options, but due to poll constraints, one must do, so think carefully. Why do you create?

Feel free to add details in the tags. There is a follow-up poll in the reblog—check that one out as well. Thank you!

because i work for a soul-sucking bureaucracy that has crushed my will to live unless i pick up an instrument and play